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London's Calling - Cartoon by David London

Londons Calling

Downsizing reindeer

SEC management says, don't worry. We've got your back. Employee has sword in his back.

We said you'd get student loan repayments just so you would take the job.

London's Calling

London's Calling

Under the new benefits policy, the short straw keeps their pension.

London's Calling

Shutdown

Your new Position Description is so vague, it will be eight weeks until we can tell you how you are doing your job wrong.

Office Sharing

I asked when our supplemental retirement will be funded and HR gave me a magic 8 ball...

Sorry, pal, this one is only for SEC management.

I think we need to adjust the egress alarm

My name is Cupid.

Two more minutes and you'll have to fill out a leave slip.

No Grog, only manager get three rock.

Next week we're having a car wash.

At least we don't work at the SEC.

Next we'll present the committee findings on how to get this work-life balance number down with the rest of them.

I've solved the SEC's budget shortfall. We're getting the money from a Nigerian Bank.

TGIF

I will be out of work until Congress passes a budget ...

Try using this for two years.

I used to think Randazzo was a workaholic. Turns out he just can't remember his password.

Your telework request was denied. Seems that people are concerned you'll spend too much time in bed.

Actually, this is a photo from my vacation in the Alps.

It's with accounting, then we'll run it by legal.

...We're going to restructure by hiring more cooks and eliminating the kitchen.

I'd like to announce the members of my new committee to resolve the "too many cooks in the kitchen" issue.

Grog, you in new Rock specialization group.

Because you can't telework to school, that's why.

Due to the budget cutbacks, we've decided to go only with reality shows this year.

It's management's new retention incentive. Each morning, they email us a list of the latest law firm layoffs.

I refuse to answer any more questions until I see my lawyer.

This one is for remembering all my passwords

Instead of compensatory time off, management is letting us put tip jars on our desks.

Welcome to the FedUp Traveler Help Desk ...

It's not you ... it's your lawyer

I've told you for the thousandth time, Blitzen, there's no teleworking on Christmas Eve.

SEC Merit Pay Compensation Analysis

I got a law degree so I could do what I really want. But what I really want is not to have a law degree.

Grog, this year youi invent wheel! You still get one rock.

Hang on - let me check my Blackberry

New Management Initiative to Increase SEC Productivity

I'm sorry, Mr. Brady. Management feels that you haven't demonstrated the necessary skills yet to receive a career ladder promotion to Grade 13.

You can't come in yet, 2007, I'm staying. It'll be level funding and lower pay raises this year.

No PLUS Loan reimbursement for you this year. Retention bonuses are only for the young reindeer.

And it was here when we were first contacted by the SEC

One box of paperclips. That will require new SEC filing P-229-B, and we'll send a copy to the shareholders for approval at the next meeting

Daily, the hall monitor ensures that employees exit safely after 5:30 p.m.

Grog, I know you invent fire this rating period. But, due to cutbacks, your bonus only one rock.

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