London's Calling

London's Calling - Cartoon by David London

  • Under the new benefits policy, the short straw keeps their pension.
  • London's Calling
  • Shutdown
  • Your new Position Description is so vague, it will be eight weeks until we can tell you how you are doing your job wrong.
  • Office Sharing
  • I asked when our supplemental retirement will be funded and HR gave me a magic 8 ball...
  • Sorry, pal, this one is only for SEC management.
  • I think we need to adjust the egress alarm
  • My name is Cupid.
  • Two more minutes and you'll have to fill out a leave slip.
  • No Grog, only manager get three rock.
  • Next week we're having a car wash.
  • At least we don't work at the SEC.
  • Next we'll present the committee findings on how to get this work-life balance number down with the rest of them.
  • I've solved the SEC's budget shortfall. We're getting the money from a Nigerian Bank.
  • TGIF
  • I will be out of work until Congress passes a budget ...
  • Try using this for two years.
  • I used to think Randazzo was a workaholic. Turns out he just can't remember his password.
  • Your telework request was denied. Seems that people are concerned you'll spend too much time in bed.
  • Actually, this is a photo from my vacation in the Alps.
  • It's with accounting, then we'll run it by legal.
  • ...We're going to restructure by hiring more cooks and eliminating the kitchen.
  • I'd like to announce the members of my new committee to resolve the "too many cooks in the kitchen" issue.
  • Grog, you in new Rock specialization group.
  • Because you can't telework to school, that's why.
  • Due to the budget cutbacks, we've decided to go only with reality shows this year.
  • It's management's new retention incentive. Each morning, they email us a list of the latest law firm layoffs.
  • I refuse to answer any more questions until I see my lawyer.
  • This one is for remembering all my passwords
  • Instead of compensatory time off, management is letting us put tip jars on our desks.
  • Welcome to the FedUp Traveler Help Desk ...
  • It's not you ... it's your lawyer
  • I've told you for the thousandth time, Blitzen, there's no teleworking on Christmas Eve.
  • SEC Merit Pay Compensation Analysis
  • I got a law degree so I could do what I really want. But what I really want is not to have a law degree.
  • Grog, this year youi invent wheel! You still get one rock.
  • Hang on - let me check my Blackberry
  • New Management Initiative to Increase SEC Productivity
  • I'm sorry, Mr. Brady. Management feels that you haven't demonstrated the necessary skills yet to receive a career ladder promotion to Grade 13.
  • You can't come in yet, 2007, I'm staying. It'll be level funding and lower pay raises this year.
  • No PLUS Loan reimbursement for you this year. Retention bonuses are only for the young reindeer.
  • And it was here when we were first contacted by the SEC
  • One box of paperclips. That will require new SEC filing P-229-B, and we'll send a copy to the shareholders for approval at the next meeting
  • Daily, the hall monitor ensures that employees exit safely after 5:30 p.m.
  • Grog, I know you invent fire this rating period. But, due to cutbacks, your bonus only one rock.